Now I have satisfied my need to write pompously in the third person, I can summarise myself - yet again, but this time with some more tangible facts - for you.

Growing up, I felt quite agrestal. Raised in London, and summering often in the South of France, I was educated at one of the top schools in the UK before completing my degree at a London-based university while juggling highly-competitive internships. While I was on track for a successful career in publishing ahead of my peers, I always felt restless. And upon consuming a book that covered the Demimondaines of 19th century France, my appetite was whetted for a life less ordinary. And here I am - over a year later, giving you a First Class Honours bio.

In that time, I have experienced boundless pleasure through the company I have kept - and I intend to continue for as long as possible. Compatibility with those in my circle is crucial, ensuring the memories we create together are suitable fodder for erotic alone time for years to come. And so in our communications before meeting, I will do my best to make certain we are genuinely suited for each other’s company. Mediocrity has no place in ecstasy.

You may be curious to know which dashing older well-known gentlemen I fancy, so as to box tick whether you fit the bill. However, I don’t have a physical type. I am attracted to people of all genders, ethnicities, ages (provided you are over 21) and will never discriminate against you if you are disabled. Instead, I am seduced by the more abstract attributes. Being motivated and driven, and emotionally intelligent with a kind and generous heart will put you in good stead with me. I find it alluring when I meet someone who knows exactly what they want.

Onto the physical side of things: standing at a shade under 5’11”, I have a tight waist with curved hips and - deceptively strong - long, slender legs that men and women alike cannot take their eyes off. My breasts are all natural and my stomach is soft, manifested from nurturing a life within my body.

My hair is a dark blonde, but it has often been called golden. It currently falls in gentle waves to just below my breasts (and, yes, I do often imagine myself naked on a white horse parading through the city in order to prevent oppressive taxation on the city’s residents). However, the most compliments I get are about my dazzling green eyes - that you’ll have to see in person to be entranced by.

In my alone time, I devour any books I can get my hands on, cook (or rather, attempt to), and train martial arts. Tranquility, for me is when my pulse is raised and my skin is dappled with sweat. Muddying my boots from long walks throughout the countryside where I live also brings a sense of peace. The inner calm achieved from walking through a wood of towering and ancient trees is comparable only to post-orgasmic bliss.

Despite my indulgently relaxed past times, my calendar is often booked to the brim. So planning ahead and with purpose to ensure a date with me is borderline dirty talk and a fast track way to get me hot under the collar for you. Let’s carve out some time to enjoy each other fully. Over a glass of Sancerre and great food - or perhaps enjoying a movie night together, for the sole purpose of ignoring the film and teasing each other until we cannot resist anymore. I’ve also recently discovered how soul-soothing classical music can be, and seeing a philharmonic orchestra live is a post-pandemic goal of mine. Make me a mixtape?

I prefer to be an independent luxury companion for exactly this reason - taking full control of my diary and who I have the pleasure of seeing, a real spark is necessary for us to enjoy a rendezvous to the full. When you are short on time, ensuring the downtime you have is spent with someone you have a unique connection with is essential. How else will we ensure that aforementioned material for alone time is sensational?

I take great pleasure in cultivated evenings that end in an exultant gasp and, when we are alone, a yearning to play together once more. Whether this is a GFE one-on-one between you and me, something involving more kink, threesomes, or moresomes. My palate is diverse and I’m always happy to taste test what I haven’t tried before, someone’s got to do that awfully tough job, right? Perhaps a gathering with a collection of beautiful people (see my friends who can join us here), some popped corks, and a spacious suite, tantalises you as much as it does me. If you have something in mind that I haven’t covered, please do get in touch and we can get in sync.

A synonym for Hazel is: insatiable bisexual. Men, women, and gender non-conforming people are all welcome to spend time with me. Either by incall or as an outcall to a London-based hotel or your private residence. My appetite for lust is vast, so as long as it is consensual and we have established our chemistry beforehand, ravishment is to come. If you have specific needs (for instance, access issues if you are disabled) for the session, please do be sure to communicate them in the booking form and I am happy to accommodate as best as possible.

Hooked and want to read on? Head on over to my blog where I take to the keyboard to pen my private thoughts and fondest experiences. There are posts on my first dungeon visit, my first sploshing session and client etiquette.