Soak it in

My comprehension of what it means to rest and care for myself has developed a lot over the past two years. With so many lifestyle changes during intermittent lockdowns, I’ve come to know intimately about my own tendencies to take on too many tasks, too excited by a flurry of creative ideas with little time to execute them.My days spent flitting from task to task, attempting to make a dent in my to-do list, from morning to evening. This prevented me not only from fully resting, but also in giving each task my full attention,

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Three’s a blissful encounter

You’ve heard the phrase: “two’s company, three’s a crowd.” The phrase loaded with the assumption that an a trio is made up of two lovebirds and one unwelcome ‘third wheel’. Well, I’m of the opinion that the person who coined the idiom should have looked into escorts for couples in London. Then perhaps they would have landed on ‘three’s a series of orgasms/three’s a melting pot of ecstasy/three’s a dance of hands and tongues and giggles’.

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Let's get verbal

Don’t be lulled into a false sense of security now the ex-President of the USA has been booted from Twitter. Things still get wild over on the 140-characters-only-or-it-looks-like-an-essay-and-engagement-drops-exponentially app. For instance, I write very long threads based off of my lived experience as a bisexual escort in London. And, in an even wilder development, I share them here too. All under the guise that I would hate for anyone to miss out on my ramblings purely because they live life away from the tweety bird site.

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A Birthday Bucket List

I’m not reluctant to aging, as I believe adding another notch to the bedpost of life is a privilege that we should never take for granted. Rather, I would say I have a fascination with aging. I want to ensure every year I have spent as best as I possibly could. Full of learning and new experiences as well as making sure I spend my time doing the things I have known and loved for years already.

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A tall glass of water: life as a long-legged escort

Picture this: you’re sitting at a table in a dimly lit restaurant waiting for a new acquaintance to arrive. You haven’t yet met, but you’re eager for her arrival. You know she has green eyes, honey-blonde hair and an hourglass figure. But in such dark lighting and with so many people coming in and out, you’re not sure how you’ll spot her. And then… you do.

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A planned return to touch

It is the mornings that I can most easily recollect the touch of my suitors, their fingertips tracing the nape of my neck, my lips, the shape of my breast and the curve of my bottom.

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My first Bisexual experience - a Duo with Billie Brookes

I suppose I have always known I was Bi-curious. From the fantasies I had as a teenager about select girls I knew, or ones I saw in clubs, to the porn I consume - it was clear that I wasn’t 100% heterosexual. However, I am so confident in my interactions with men, that attempting to approach women - who we can all agree do not respond to the same seduction techniques as men - terrified me.

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How to: become a respectful, cherished client

There is something that has led you into searching for, or stumbling across, a provider. But now you have found the one you really, really want, you’re unsure how best to approach. Navigating this unique world can be tricky at the best of times, let alone if you are new. So: let’s break it down into steps on how to be the best, most respectful and cherished client for a companion from first contact to the end of the date.

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