5 indulgent suggestions for a date with a West London escort
All the formalities are concluded and you’ve finally got a date confirmed with one of the West London escorts of your dreams. You have hours and hours to enjoy with her - maybe even an overnight or a full 24 hours - so what will you do with all your time?
You knew when you emailed her that you wanted to spend some time getting to know each other (whether that was before or after the bedroom time), but everywhere you can think of outside of the hotel room seems rather bland. You want to be the type of client that she can’t wait to spend time with again. After all, part of the pleasure for you is in witnessing her face light up in delight. In knowing that the date was mutually enjoyed - and will be fondly remembered - by both parties.
Luckily, one of these West London escorts has taken the time to curate a small round-up of five West London based suggestions for your date. It’s me, I’m her. And perhaps I could be your date one day, too.
Whether you’re a tourist visiting London for the first time, visiting on business for the umpteenth time, or even a native Londoner, at least one of these luxurious choices are bound to tickle your fancy.
For those who eat vegan - or simply enjoy eating a plant-based meal! - Wulf and Lamb’s Marylebone offering is perfect for a West London based date. Open all day, they offer everything from brunch to a full bar of vegan cocktails. They are best known for their vegan Mac’n’Cheese but I’d highly recommend the artichoke pesto pasta.
2. Electric Cinema - Portobello
Electric Cinema first opened its doors in February 1911 on Portobello Road with a twenty minute silent film on Henry VIII that has never been seen since. Built on a timber yard site, architect Gerald Seymour Valentin is behind the original building that has survived two world wars, a bombing, and even a major fire. Fast forward to now, following £2 million worth of redevelopment by local entrepreneur Peter Simon, it was leased to the Soho House Group who made the addition of a private members club above its now 98-capacity theatre.
The Cinema shows current releases alongside reruns of cult and classic feature films. Spending a whole Autumn or Winter’s day here, wrapped in cashmere knits and stocked up on plenty of popcorn and tipples sounds like a wonderful end to an overnight date.
3. The Distillery - Portobello
May I suggest prior to the Electric Cinema, we stay at Portbello’s gin-focussed bar, restaurant and hotel - The Distillery? A unique visit for lovers of gin, and whiskey!
We could create our own bespoke blend of gin at one of their Ginstitute events (only £120pp), gorge on vegan burgers and black truffle croquettes at The Resting Room before staying in the classic suite – a cosy but comfortable stay.
4. Albertine - Shepherd’s Bush
According to Time Out, the inspiration for the name ‘Albert Square’ on the soap opera Eastenders harks back to this Shepherd’s Bush-based wine bar. Housed on the ground floor of a Victorian townhouse a short walk from the old BBC Television Centre (which is now coincidentally Electric Cinema’s other location) Albertine was the haunt of the writers of the London-based show in the 80s.
The menu is well curated (read: small), but still manages to offer something for everyone. It’s open Thursday-Saturday, so it is worth planning your visit as there’s little else of this sort of dining in Shepherd’s Bush.
5. Hillingdon Sports and Leisure Complex (formerly known as Uxbridge Lido) - Uxbridge
Don’t fear, I’m not suggesting we don our leg warmers and hit up Everyone Active’s exercise bikes together. This sports and leisure complex’s allure is best hinted at in its former name “Uxbridge Lido”. First opened in August 1935 and designed by architect G. P. Trentham, it’s a Grade II Listed Art Deco delight. With its white-washed pavilion, surrounded by sun loungers and aerated fountains, the lido is undeniably charming. It was modernised and refurbished to its former glory in 2010, and this year the 50m outdoor pool was given the facelift of heating.
Care for a dip? Well, get in touch.